Saturday, April 28, 2007

 

blub blub blubbb

that's what it'd sound like if i breathed underwater.
I, however, have not that ability. As such, I hold my breath. I've been swimming so much lately. It's kind of cool, because it's getting my body in better shape and giving my skin some colour for a change.
It's so nice to be swimming again. Water is probably one of the coolest things in the world (that's so obvious, since we need it to LIVE and stuff!)!
I don't know why this entry is so funny and WEIRD! Like, yesterday Brandy was telling me that Jorge was wanting a new car and I was like ALREADY?! and she was like YEAH! he's totally tired of his old one from last year. WHATEVER.

I've decided I detest pretentiousness. In every imaginable way - whether you are pretentious about the books you read, the clothes you wear, how indie you are, how punk you are, how ecologically friendly you are, how vegan you are, how you like industrial music and sip wine, all of that shit. Pretentiousness completely sucks. From now on I'm going to be as unpretentious as I can and see where that gets me. I'll be way better than you for it, I can guarantee that.

i have it on good authority that brandy totally sucked jorge off at that party last night

these are the thoughts of the badger 4:43 PM